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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via asian)

(via ugly)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via williardmcmuffins)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

(via unplannedchild)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

so done

(Source: tsunbeare, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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